(Please feel free to add to the list.)

You Might Be A Kumdo Animal If…

1000 chungmyun begi per session seems like slacking.

Three sessions per day seems like slacking.

You’re neighbors report you to the police for doing kaeun kigong in your underwear in your backyard in the snow.

You trip in the dojang and realize it’s because the ¼ inch thick callus on the bottom of your foot, caused by sliding across the mats, just came off.

When you see another student trip in the dojang, you have an irresistible urge to run him through before he can get up.

Even the little, decorative “lucky bamboo” plants cause you to twitch and your hand to start inching toward your belt.

You collect small neighborhood children to stand on you while doing kimase.

You dream about doing kibun.

Your wife won’t hit you with a chukdo while you’re doing kaeun kigong anymore because she says her arms are tired (and you embarrass her by standing in your underwear in the snow).

You can’t quite close your fists all the way anymore because of the calluses on your finger joints.

You have forgotten what a dry dobok feels like.

You beg your sabum to let you spar the entire class, both all at once and individually.

You cry when he says, “No.”

You are disappointed when your sabum only makes you do 100 sodo chunhu begi during kibun.

You have a distinct urge to extinguish every candle you see with a punch

Your opponent becomes queasy and faint when facing off against...not from the power of your ki, but the stench of your dobok

People at work think nothing of you sitting behind your desk until they notice your chair is across the room and you are standing in a low kimase or sodose

Your So-Do-Se is so low that most people can't see you.

You sleep with a sword under your pillow (or AS your pillow).

You walk down the street in a variety of stances.

Your entire shopping-list consists of various cutting fruit.

You spend all your non-training time on this forum.

Haidong,
Dean.

See, you guys only think Ron is just being funny...